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Election 2014: A Giant Spider Is Consuming Our Face

Posted on November 4, 2014 by August J. Pollak

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Good evening, America, on this pivotal Election Night. It is 9:00 PM on the East Coast, 6:00 on the West Coast. Polls have closed in New York, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Louisiana.   A giant spider has attached itself to the front of my head.

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